I need a job!

So I haven't posted in months (literally) and now I'm finally posting and it's to beg for help. I know, some people are such takers.... So here's the skinny; I need a job...like right now. Here's the only hang up, I gotta be able to work nights and/or weekends--well I can squeeze in two day shifts. I need full time but I'll take part time too. So if you hear of ANYTHING please, please, please let me know. And just so you know how bottom of the barrel I am willing to go, I sat in the parking lot of In-n-Out burger for 20 minutes convincing myself that working there wouldn't be the worst job ever (thank you Crystal you are an awesome friend!!). I finally decided it probably was but it was a paycheck and benefits and I couldn't be picky. So I finally get my nerve up and go in and I've got to hand an application to this totally cute 16-year old and in my head I'm thinking, "hi I need to give you this application so I can have a job like yours...and I'm twice your age". Moral of the story: FINISH SCHOOL!! Anyway, water under the bridge. But if you know of anything I would love the info. Thanks so much!!